What does it take to make a man forget that he’s married? What does it take to make him forget that he has a loving wife and kids at home, right next door? Well, in this case, it takes a piece-of-ass MILF like Christina Cross living next door. In this episode of, “Honey, I Couldn’t Help It, She Took My Cock Out And Sucked It!” Christina is dancing sexily in front of her window when she hears a knock on the door. It’s her neighbor. His wife sent him over to tell Christina that they can see her dancing through her window. Bad move by the wife. Because how does Christina deal with this henpecked hubby? By sucking his cock and letting him fuck her bald pussy. We wonder how Christina would’ve handled it if the wife had come over instead.

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It was the Beach Boys who sang, “I wish they all could be California girls.” We’re not partial to any one area of the world, but if all California girls were like Chennin Blanc, we’d have to agree. Blonde, blue-eyed, 5′4″, 120 pounds, 36C-25-36, loves to fuck, 40 years old. Sounds like a perfect combination to us. Oh, and she’s a porn star, too. We wish they all could be California girls like Chennin! If you’ve ever visited Huntington Beach, California, there’s a good chance you’ve seen Chennin riding her bike or rollerblading along the beach. And if you said to yourself, “That woman is hot,” well, you had no idea!

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Here’s Chance Evans, who is 50 and from Florida (born in New York). She enjoys bull riding and rodeo. She loves hanging out with her daughter and her dogs. And, as you’re about to see, this 38-24-34, big-titted hottie loves to fuck.

Chance has some unusual likes and dislikes. One of her sexual fantasies is to have sex with a vampire. She once fucked on a craps table in the middle of a casino in Las Vegas. She likes to masturbate in public, so if you see some hot mature chick walking around with her hands down her pants, it’s probably Chance. And get this: We asked her which part of a man’s body she looks at first, and she said, “His Adams apple. There’s something phenomenally sexy about it.”

Chance is a lot deeper than we are. We usually check out tits, ass and pussy, although not necessarily in that order.

Oh, one more thing. We asked Chance, “What do you want to try in life that you haven’t done yet?” And she said, “This!”

Glad we could make you happy, Chance. You’re making us happy.

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“Smoking cigars and dressing up in man suits is definitely not the kinkiest thing I do,” said Desi, and we’d have to agree. Since making her debut alongside her daughter in the July ‘08 issue, Desi has become kind of famous. She has appeared on several TV and radio shows, and for a very good reason: Desi and Elli are porn’s most famous mother-daughter team.

None of this would have happened if Desi hadn’t tagged along for her daughter’s first shoot at The SCORE Group. “I just wanted to make sure she was safe, although I guess to be totally honest, in the back of my mind, I found what Elli was doing to be very intriguing,” Desi said. “Of course, at age 47, I didn’t think anyone would want to take pictures of me with my clothes off. I didn’t know that 40Something magazine existed. But once I found out about it and saw how much fun Elli was having, I decided to give it a try. And it’s been the best experience of my life.”

Some children complain that their parents aren’t cool. Elli Foxx doesn’t have that complaint about her mother. “She’s much wilder than I am,” Elli said. “There’s no doubt she’s more into sex, especially anal sex, than me. Still, when she told me she did an anal scene for you guys, I was surprised.”

Desi is in the DVD Fuck My Old Ass, and when she told her daughter about it…”We were driving home, and Elli said, ‘Can you believe what we just did?’” Desi recalled. “And I said, ‘You’re not gonna believe what I did.’ She looked at me, and she said, ‘Mom, you’re such a slut!’ and we started laughing again. And I said, ‘Yeah, honey, I guess I am!’”

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If there were pictures in dictionaries, next to the word MILF would be a picture of Christina Cross. This 42-year-old from Dallas, Texas is the very essence of the word with her beautiful face and super-tight body. This is Christina’s third appearance on 40SomethingMag.com, and each time we’ve seen her, she’s been fucking and sucking.

“That’s how it should be,” Christina said. “It’s my favorite hobby.”

What we’re saying is that we’ve yet to see Christina by herself, in a solo pictorial.

“You’re not complaining, are you?” she said.

Complaining? Hell, no! Just jacking gratefully.

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Persia Monir is dressed for suck-cess when this video opens. She’s wearing a sexy, sheer, yellow mini dress over a peach bra, and she tells us, “It’s going to be the hottest scene because I have the hottest ass.” Her hot ass is in peach panties that are crawling up her crack. “My little virgin butthole,” she says. “Are you guys ready for this? You got your cock in your hand? I’m so excited to do this.”

Persia gets the lucky guy’s cock ready for action by sucking it deep. The guy gets her ass ready by lubricating it with his tongue. “I’m so glad you’re going to be the one to fuck my ass first,” she says. “You think I’m gonna like it? Put a finger in it. Let me get used to it.”

He plunges a finger deep in her asshole, then lets her taste her ass juices. By the time he finally sticks his cock in her ass, Persia’s practically begging for it, and she enjoys every thrust. But don’t take our word for it. Watch the video. It’s what you’ve been waiting for.

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While you’re watching Persia’s third and final golf tip, keep this in mind: The chick who’s teaching you how to play golf took it up the ass. Now, that’s the kind of thing you might imagine while watching Natalie Gulbis or another sexy LPGA golfer, but it’s not the kind of thing you know. The kind of thing you’ve seen. And in our minds, that makes Persia uniquely qualified to give golf lessons.

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Sasha is sitting at home, wearing a sexy dress, sipping a glass of wine, ready for action, but her deadbeat husband is sprawled out in his chair, snoring his face off. “I just want to have some fun,” Sasha thinks. She wakes him up, but he tells her the repairman is coming over, and he’s going back to sleep. The repairman, eh? You know where this is going. The repairman doesn’t speak English, but Sasha doesn’t care as long as his cock is hard. Which it is. So Sasha takes him upstairs and fucks the lucky dude while her husband sleeps. Again, let this be a lesson to you: If you have a hot, mature wife, fuck her until she’s satisfied.

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Finally, photos of Persia Monir’s first anal scene ever! By now, her sexy interview and naked golf tips should have gotten you in the mood for some hardcore action and, as usual, Persia doesn’t disappoint. Her body, as always is mint. Big, beautiful tits (big enough to be in SCORE magazine and on SCORELAND) are big and firm with perpetually hard nipples. Her pussy is cleanly shaved (manicured, as they’d say in golf). She has an all-over tan, her legs are long and shapely, her ass…well, her ass definitely looks fuckable, which is a good thing because it’s gonna get fucked.

Like we said, for a woman to get a return appearance at 50PlusMILFs.com, she has to do something special. Persia, who is special, delivers right here.

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“On the outside, I’m the local mall mom and member of the PTA,” said Mid-western U.S. housewife Brenda James. “On the inside, I am a cum-swallowing hottie who thinks about getting cock all day long.” These photos tell you a lot about what you need to know about Mrs. James. She’s sitting on the floor, reading a book about interior design. But although her mind might seem to be on redecorating, her hands slide down to her panties, and before she realizes what she’s doing, she’s rubbing herself. “That happens a lot,” she said.

Brenda won’t turn 40 for another year, but we took one look at her mature face and hot body and decided, “Our readers will forgive us this one time, especially when they start jacking.” Besides, at least we didn’t lie to you about her age, right? “I never lie about my age,” she said. “I’m proud to be pushin’ 40 and smokin’ hot.”

Brenda spreads her left ass-cheek, and her asshole opens up. That’s a sure sign that…yep, you guessed it: Brenda loves getting fucked in her tight anus! “My sexual fantasy is to be standing in the kitchen and have my man hug me from behind, then lift my skirt and do me from behind,” she said. “The windows are open, the breeze is blowing and I’m getting slippery from sweat. To me, a sex session isn’t complete until I’ve been fucked in the ass. It’s the thing I look forward to most.”

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According to the experts, golf’s television ratings take a plunge when Tiger Woods either isn’t playing in a tournament or doesn’t make the cut. We have the solution: naked golf tips from Persia Monir. Now, these tips aren’t very long for a very simple reason: Persia is out on a public course, and didn’t want to get caught. Although we have a feeling that if one of the course rangers had driven by, Persia would have found a way to talk her way out of trouble.

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Whether you’re a golfer, want to learn how to play golf, or don’t give a shit about golf, you’re sure to enjoy Persia’s golf tips. Ya gotta give her credit: It takes guts to go out onto a public course and take your top off. Golfers, you know, are a pretty conservative bunch. The trick here is to keep your eye on the ball and on Persia’s tits at the same time. If you can do that, you just might be able to give Tiger a run for his money.

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Sasha Brand introduces herself to us not with some solo glamour posing but by fucking! Way to go, Sasha! That’s the best way for us to get to know you: by seeing how you handle a cock. Sasha is 40 and from Santa Clarita, California. She’s married and a housewife, but her hubby didn’t mind shipping her off to 40SomethingMag.com for some extra-curricular activity. “My husband doesn’t mind,” she said. “We’re swingers, anyway. He gets off on watching other men fuck me, and this is the ultimate in voyeurism because not only is another man fucking me, but so many guys will be watching it, too.” She forgot about jacking. We don’t just watch. We jack.

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And now for the main event: Joanna Storm’s first hardcore video in over 20 years…and it’s her first anal, too! Joanna, wearing a sexy blue and black bra and a little skirt with stockings and a garter belt, starts out by doing a little striptease to get us hard. The stunt cock shows up and Joanna shows off her deep-throat sucking skills (with some ball-sucking thrown in, too) before the lucky dude goes to work on her tight shaved, pussy. He seems to appreciate the fact that he’s fucking a porn legend.

And then, just when she’s all juiced up, Joanna locks her legs behind her head and opens up her ass. Joanna takes a deep breath, the cock slides right in, and before she knows it, she’s getting pounded in her butthole.

“Am I doing it? Am I doing it?” she says. “Does it feel tight around your cock?” “Is my ass wet? You just keep fucking me in my ass, please!”

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All her life, Cameron Vaughn was the girl who did everything right. She
was a high school cheerleader, got straight-As, made her parents proud,
never talked back to teachers, volunteered for charitable causes, never
drank, smoked or did drugs. When she finally did get her cherry popped, it
was by her high school sweetheart. They got married four years later after a six-year courtship. And they went off to live their fairy tale life, happily ever after. Ken and Barbie. Mr. and Mrs. Perfect.

Except it so rarely works out that way in real life. Yeah, Cameron and
her husband stayed married. For 22 years. He got a good job in the city, the city being San Francisco, California. She was the model wife, the trophy wife, giving him two great kids and keeping her body in mint condition all the while. But it wasn’t perfect. Because while she was being faithful, he was fucking hookers all over town.

So Cameron decided to get divorced. And that’s when her life really
started.

“I’m 45 years old, I’ve been playing the part of Little Miss Perfect for most of my life and I’m tired of it,” she said. “If I want to fuck a guy, I’ll fuck him. For the first 45 years, I had one man: my husband. Over the past three years, I¹ve had about 50. Oh, sure, I¹m still a good mother to my children, and I think I’m a good person, but why isn’t it possible to be a good person and a slut at the same time? I¹m proving that it is!”

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